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Havoc in Heaven

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孙悟空sūnwùkōng做zuò了le齐天大圣qítiān-dàshèng,玉皇大帝yùhuáng-dàdì让ràng他tā在zài蟠桃园工作gōngzuò。这里zhèlǐ的de桃子táozi很hěn不bù一样yíyàng,吃chī了le就jiù能néng一直yìzhí不bù老lǎo。孙悟空sūnwùkōng高兴gāoxìng极了jíle:“这zhè个gè工作gōngzuò太好了tàihǎole!”从cóng那天nàtiān起qǐ,他tā常常chángcháng一yí个gè人rén爬pá到dào树shù上shàng,把bǎ最zuì大dà的de桃子táozi都dōu吃chī了le。

有yǒu一天yìtiān,七qī个gè仙女xiānnǚ来lái园子yuánzi里摘zhāi桃子táozi。她们tāmen说shuō:“王母娘娘wángmǔ-niángniang快要kuàiyào开kāi蟠桃pántáo会huì了le,她tā要yào请qǐng很hěn多duō客人kèren来lái吃chī桃子táozi、喝酒hējiǔ。”孙悟空sūnwùkōng问wèn:“请qǐng我wǒ了le吗ma?”仙女xiānnǚ们men说shuō:“没méi听说tīngshuō要yào请qǐng你nǐ。”孙悟空sūnwùkōng很hěn生气shēngqì:“我wǒ是shì齐天大圣qítiān-dàshèng,为什么wèishénme不bù请qǐng我wǒ?”他tā说shuō了le一声yìshēng:“住zhù!”七qī个gè仙女xiānnǚ就jiù站zhàn在zài那儿nàr,一yí动dòng也yě不能bùnéng动dòng了le。

孙悟空sūnwùkōng自己zìjǐ先xiān去qù了le蟠桃会。桌子zhuōzi上shàng有yǒu很hěn多duō很hěn多duō好吃hǎochī的de,还有háiyǒu很hěn多duō酒jiǔ。他tā用yòng了le个gè小xiǎo办法bànfǎ,让ràng工作gōngzuò的de人rén都dōu睡着shuìzháo了le,然后ránhòu大口dàkǒu大口dàkǒu地de喝hē起来qǐlai。喝hē着zhe喝hē着zhe,他tā就jiù喝hē多duō了le。

他tā走zǒu啊a走zǒu,走zǒu错cuò了le路lù,走进zǒujìn了le太上老君tàishàng-lǎojūn的de家jiā。家里jiālǐ没有méiyǒu人rén,只有zhíyǒu很hěn多duō金丹jīndān。听说tīngshuō吃chī了le金丹jīndān,就jiù能néng一直yìzhí不bù老lǎo。孙悟空sūnwùkōng笑xiào了le:“我wǒ来lái吃chī几jǐ个gè!”他tā像xiàng吃chī豆子dòuzi一样yíyàng,一口yìkǒu一个yígè,把bǎ金丹jīndān都dōu吃chī完wán了le。吃chī完wán,他tā才cái想xiǎng起来qǐlái:“不好bùhǎo,这次zhècì的de问题wèntí大dà了le!”他tā马上mǎshàng回到huídào了le花果山huāguǒshān。

玉皇大帝yùhuáng-dàdì很hěn生气shēngqì,叫jiào了le十万shíwàn天兵tiānbīng去qù抓zhuā他tā,可是kěshì没有méiyǒu一yí个gè人rén打dǎ得de赢yíng他tā。最后zuìhòu,二郎神èrlángshén带dài着zhe他tā的de狗gǒu来lái了le。两liǎng个gè人rén打dǎ了le很hěn久jiǔ,孙悟空sūnwùkōng变成biànchéng一yì只zhī小鸟xiáoniǎo,飞fēi到dào了le树shù上shàng。二郎神èrlángshén马上mǎshàng变成biànchéng一yì只zhī大dà鸟niǎo,来lái吃chī小鸟xiáoniǎo。孙悟空sūnwùkōng又yòu变成biànchéng一yì条tiáo鱼yú,跳进tiàojìn水shuǐ里。二郎神èrlángshén就jiù变成biànchéng一yì只zhī吃chī鱼yú的de水鸟shuíniǎo。孙悟空sūnwùkōng只能zhǐnéng变成biànchéng一yí座zuò小xiǎo庙miào,可是kěshì他tā的de尾巴wěiba没méi地方dìfang放fàng,就jiù变成biànchéng了le旗杆qígān,放fàng在zài庙miào的de后面hòumiàn。二郎神èrlángshén笑xiào了le:“哪nǎ有yǒu旗杆qígān在zài庙miào后面hòumiàn的de?这zhè是shì那nà只zhī猴子hóuzi!”

这时zhèshí,太上老君tàishàng-lǎojūn从cóng上面shàngmiàn扔rēng下来xiàlai一yí个gè圈quān,打中dǎzhòng了le孙悟空sūnwùkōng的de头tóu。他tā一下子yíxiàzi没méi站住zhànzhù,二郎神èrlángshén的de狗gǒu马上mǎshàng过来guòlái,咬yǎo住zhù了le他tā的de小腿xiáotuǐ。孙悟空sūnwùkōng就jiù这样zhèyàng被bèi抓zhuā了le。

天兵tiānbīng想xiǎng用yòng刀dāo杀shā他tā,可是kěshì杀shā不bù死sǐ;用yòng火huǒ烧shāo他tā,也yě烧shāo不bù死sǐ。太上老君tàishàng-lǎojūn说shuō:“他tā吃chī了le我wǒ的de金丹jīndān,身体shēntǐ比bǐ石头shítou还hái硬yìng。把bǎ他tā放进fàngjìn我wǒ的de八卦bāguà炉lú,烧shāo他tā四十九sìshíjiǔ天tiān!”

八卦bāguà炉lú里的de火huǒ非常fēicháng大dà。可是kěshì孙悟空sūnwùkōng在zài里面lǐmiàn找到zhǎodào了le一个yígè角,那里nàlǐ只有zhíyǒu风fēng,没有méiyǒu火huǒ。只是zhǐshì,烟yān一直yìzhí进jìn到dào他tā的de眼睛yǎnjing里,把bǎ他tā的de眼睛yǎnjing变biàn红hóng了le。从cóng这zhè以后yǐhòu,他tā有yǒu了le一双yìshuāng“火眼金睛huóyǎn-jīnjīng”,别人biéren变成biànchéng了le什么shénme,他tā一yí看kàn就jiù知道zhīdào。

四十九sìshíjiǔ天tiān到dào了le,太上老君tàishàng-lǎojūn打开dǎkāi八卦bāguà炉lú,想xiǎng看看kànkan他tā还hái在不在zàibuzài。孙悟空sūnwùkōng一下子yíxiàzi跳tiào了le出来chūlái,一yì脚jiǎo踢tī倒dǎo了le八卦bāguà炉lú。他tā拿出náchū金箍棒jīngūbàng,一直yìzhí打dǎ到dào了le灵霄殿外面wàimiàn。大家dàjiā都dōu被bèi吓跑xiàpǎo了le,谁shéi也yě管不了guǎnbuliǎo他tā了le。

玉皇大帝yùhuáng-dàdì也yě害怕hàipà了le:“快kuài!快kuài去qù请qǐng如来rúlái佛祖fózǔ!”如来佛祖会huì有yǒu什么shénme办法bànfǎ呢ne?

Key words

WordPinyinMeaning
一样yíyàngsame; alike
一直yìzhíalways; all along; continuously
老lǎoold; aged
常常chángchángoften; frequently
爬páto climb
树shùtree
客人kèrenguest; visitor
听说tīngshuōto hear (it said); to be told; reportedly
生气shēngqìto get angry; to be mad
先xiānfirst; in advance
酒jiǔalcohol; liquor; wine
用yòngto use; use; usefulness

English (for the teacher)

Sun Wukong had become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and the Jade Emperor gave him a job in the Peach Garden. The peaches here were not like other peaches: eat one, and you would never grow old. Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "This job is great!" From that day on, he often climbed up into the trees all by himself and ate all the biggest peaches.

One day, seven fairies came to the garden to pick peaches. They said: "The Queen Mother is about to hold her Peach Banquet, and she's inviting lots of guests to eat peaches and drink wine." Sun Wukong asked: "Did she invite me?" The fairies said: "We haven't heard anything about inviting you." Sun Wukong was furious: "I'm the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, so why wasn't I invited?" He said one word: "Freeze!" The seven fairies stood right where they were and couldn't move a muscle.

Sun Wukong went to the Peach Banquet on his own, ahead of everyone. The tables were covered with good things to eat, and there was lots of wine too. He used a little trick to put all the workers to sleep, and then started drinking in big gulps. He drank and drank, until he had drunk too much.

He walked and walked, took a wrong turn, and walked into the home of Lord Laozi. There was nobody home, only lots of golden pills. People said that if you ate the golden pills, you would never grow old. Sun Wukong laughed: "I'll have a few!" He ate them like beans, one per mouthful, until every golden pill was gone. Only when he had finished did it hit him: "Oh no, I'm in big trouble this time!" At once he went back to Flower Fruit Mountain.

The Jade Emperor was furious and sent a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to catch him, but not one of them could beat him. At last, Erlang Shen came, bringing his dog. The two of them fought for a long time, and Sun Wukong turned into a little bird and flew up into a tree. Erlang Shen at once turned into a big bird to eat the little bird. Sun Wukong turned into a fish and jumped into the water. So Erlang Shen turned into a water bird that eats fish. In the end Sun Wukong could only turn into a little temple, but there was nowhere to put his tail, so it became a flagpole standing behind the temple. Erlang Shen laughed: "Whoever heard of a flagpole behind a temple? It's that monkey!"

Just then, Lord Laozi threw down a ring from above, and it hit Sun Wukong on the head. He lost his footing for a moment, and Erlang Shen's dog rushed over and bit him on the leg. And that's how Sun Wukong was caught.

The heavenly soldiers tried to kill him with swords, but they couldn't; they burned him with fire, but that couldn't kill him either. Lord Laozi said: "He ate my golden pills, and his body is harder than stone. Put him in my Eight Trigrams Furnace and burn him for forty-nine days!"

The fire in the Eight Trigrams Furnace was very big. But Sun Wukong found a corner inside where there was only wind and no fire. Still, the smoke kept getting into his eyes and turned them red. From then on he had a pair of "fiery golden eyes": whatever anyone turned into, he could tell at a glance.

When the forty-nine days were up, Lord Laozi opened the furnace to see if anything was left of him. Sun Wukong leapt out in a flash and kicked the Eight Trigrams Furnace over. He took out his Golden-Hooped Staff and fought his way right up to the Hall of Divine Mists. Everyone fled in terror; nobody could control him anymore.

Now even the Jade Emperor was scared: "Quick! Quick, go and ask the Buddha for help!" What could the Buddha do?